(Say with a Scandinavian Lilt): What do Minnesotans Do When Winter Comes and the Twins Are Gone?

Why they get drunk and steal a combine and go for a joy ride and crash into houses and bridges.

Unfortunately, it is against the law in Minnesota to drive a combine while drunk, not to mention any decent gopher would not want to drive a combine right into somebody's house and all.

But what else is there to do in the winter? Story Here.