Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Spoiled Child Screams for Attention: Top Scientist Claims Global Warming Will be Affected by Economic Crisis

Crying like a spoiled child who is not the center of attention, atmospheric scientist Paul J Crutzen came up with some lame brain connection between the economic crisis and global warming.

See having the focus on global warming means big bucks to guys like Crutzen. If we're not thinking about global warming, we may not fund his next grant.

Crutzen - take a time out and go sit in the corner. We don't want to hear about your stupid global warming right now.

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