Wednesday, September 24, 2008

China Plans First Spacewalk; Blogger Hopes They Get Tainted Chinese Milk


China is planning it's third space mission and it will contain a spacewalk by Chinese astronauts.

We here hope that they give the Chinese astronauts the tainted milk that has injured 53,000 Chinese kids.

By the way, somebody please tell China that spacewalks are so yesterday. I mean really, once you have hosted the Olympics, with 2008 synchronized drummers, while brutally suppressing Tibet nationalists and hiding reports of kid's deaths due to tainted milk, a walk in space is a little anticlimatic.

(Picture is of US astronaut Edward White spacewalking in 1965. China, get a hint.)

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